Prompt: List seven reasons to turn down a marriage proposal.
!. The man is actually a woman who has a deep voice and facial hair.
2. The man enjoys baking – in high heels and a pink apron.
3. The man works for a company that sells children on the black market.
4. You met him this morning, behind the counter at the gas station.
5. His idea of a good time is throwing rocks in the air to see if the bats outside will mistake it for an insect.
6. He uses Your instead of You’re.
7. And definately say no if he prefers Michigan State over Ohio State.